Nikon's Funny Lawyers
Those wacky lawyers at Nikon must think CoolPix 950 users in the United States
are pretty dumb. Here are a few of the choice warnings from a large fold-out
sheet, printed on both sides, called "For Your Safety" included with each
CoolPix 950.
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Keep dry
This product is not waterproof, and may malfunction if immersed in water
or exposed to high levels of humidity.
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Do not touch the lens with your fingers
The proper procedure for cleaning the lens is described in the COOLPIX
950 Reference Manual.
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Do not drop
The product may malfunction if subjected to strong shocks or vibration.
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Do not look at the sun through the viewfinder
Viewing the sun or other strong light source through the viewfinder could
cause permanent visual damage.
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Do not use in the presence of flammable gas
Do not use electronic equipment in the presence of flammable gas, as this
could result in explosion or fire.
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Do not place camera strap around neck
Placing the camera strap around your neck could result in strangulation.
Special care should be taken to avoid placing the strap around the neck of
an infant or child.
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Do not disassemble
Touching a product's internal parts could result in injury. ...
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Do not walk while looking though viewfinder
Walking while looking through the camera's viewfinder or color LCD monitor
could result in a fall or other injury.
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Do not put fingers or clothing into the camera hinge
Your camera features a hinged body which allows the lens and viewfinder to
rotate 270 degrees. be careful not to catch your fingers, hair, or clothing
in the hinge.
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While using the viewfinder
When operating the selector dial with your eye to the viewfinder, care should
be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally.
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Observe caution when operating the flash
Using the flash close to your subject's eyes could cause temporary visual
impairment.